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05 June

Watch Out for Flying Testical smashes!!!!!

Hey Every body
boy its been a long time since i updated this thingy, but fuck are we busy at the shop....and with getting the boat ready, and the cabin ready, and the long lost house reno's.....but GET'ER DONE
 
So last night was a little taste of summer yet to come.  Duane, dinky, and I all went to the lake to put in the dock....it sure takes alot of beer to get anything done:)
 
later on amanda came out, followed by doc and anna.  It was awsome!!!! to bad it was sunday though......
 
oh well
 
i can't type to much or it will be another couple of months before i get'ater again
 
Keep it real
 
12 April

Waiting is the hardest fart

I bet by now your sayin'....hey quit using all of peter's titles.......well i can't think of any good ones on my own
 
so, not much new with this guy, got our counter top on..looks good...but now our kitchen tap leaks....it just never ends does it?
 
looking back on things now i realize that i should have slept more during school..or is that less?   issrellly dotn' no
 
TIP OF THE DAY:
Don't stand up in a canoe!!!
03 April

buckleys?nightquill?robatusin?

Hey peps, Whats the word on the street you say?  Gettin' down with the Cheese whiz!!!
And now the news at 9:00.............Amanda didn't get much sleep last night, She has a nasty cold....needless to say i had to run to moms and dads last night at 3:00am to get some nightquill, because our house isn't equiped with all that stuff yet.....Poor girl!!  And she has a rough week ahead of her too :(
She works 9:00 to 5:00 at her regular job and then 5:00 to 9:00 teaching CPR and first aid, and this goes on all week!!!
Honey if you read this, hang in there!!!!!
 
So besides little sleep last night, it was a ok day today, for a monday.  Its hard to get pumped up about a monday!  At least the roads are clean now....yeah! no more dripy cars!!!! 
 
I seen diana riding her new bike with her little partners in crime, past the shop today.  They were all smiles from ear to ear:)  This week is looking like everyone is going to be out and about to enjoy the sunshine.  I don't blame them.  Even a sled head like myself, is happy to see winter gone.  Summer is the best time of year anyway.  Nothing beats chillin' and drinkin' beer at the lake.  As long as peter keeps his clothes on:)  I don't think the kumpers will evey be the same.hahahaha.:)
I'm hopin' this summer will be much of the same......Clouded memories and great pictures of intoxicated people at there best!!
 
anyways
 
When in doubt, let it ALL HANG OUT
 
smell ya later
 
 
29 March

Your beautiful when your mad at Me

Whats up bitches?
Get this...Get THIS!!..ok, get this..........GET this....so i ....get this.....haha
the other day i picked up the old axe again.......fuck i choped alot of wood:)..get this....no silly, the guitar....i forgot how good i can play "smoke on the water" oh yeah.......but i soon up graded to Pantera.....then back down to twinkle twinkle little star......then la bamba,.....then mad bashin' of the strings......neat huh?
but anyhow, its good to be playin' again(pickin' to lunch lady land) won't be as good as the masters of corrupt, but i'll smash the strings all the same
well i see alot of people talk about work, so here gos..work is work!  hahaa,
 
Can't wait untill the snow all melts so me and bender can asshole around town on our hogs(motorbikes), scarein' old people and chasein' small animals:p (has a drink of pepsi) aaaaaaahhhh, i can see it now......hopefully this year i can take off my training wheels!!!! man kids can throw rocks hard!!! and do the old people really need to come out of there houses just to laugh? like honestly!
Throw me a frickin' bone here!
 
So what else is new here?  the house is about 7/8 done up stairs...so hopefully in the spring here we can get back at 'er' 
 
well i'm off to take a poop
 
smell ya later
 
27 March

Ok Good

I'm a Dodge Viper!

You're all about raw power. You're tough, you're loud, and you don't take crap from anyone. Leave finesse to the other cars, the ones eating your dust.

Take the Which Sports Car Are You? quiz.

22 March

Woh!! dude. wheres the blog?

Hey eveybody, its the hamster dance
Wow, i bet you thought i wasn't going to update this thingy did you?, well for the most part you're right :),,,just kidding..My computer was pretty messed up for a while, untill peewee fixed the fucker!  Hats off for pete!! yeah. super, neato!
So whats new you ask?
well i'm starting to hate winter(oh yeah, i said it) well its really because of all the drippy vehicles that come into the shop.......picture this..........a car comes in.....you have to chip off the ice to hoist it........floor is wet.....coverall and jeans get wet......get it in the air...the motor and other parts are pipin' hot.........then the car starts drippin' down your back and face......and if your really lucky, a big chunk of slush falls in your face when you can't move cause your arm is caught in the car trying to get at the bolts....FUN!!!!
anyways, enuff bitchin'.....the up sides of meltin' is  watching the old farts fall on the streets, and the fender benders ....is that wrong?  oh well, CORRUPT TO THE BONE!!!!HAHAHAHAHA
 
So i got my sorry ass up on my roof the other day....oh man, you would not believe the snow up there....so out came the shovel...on the west side of the roof the snow was up to my knees!
boy that was fun
 
isn't reading boring?  no? ok its not that bad
 
but i better get back to holdin' down the couch
 
later gators
 
 
23 January

What?

Monday....What can you say about a Monday?  To tell you the truth, it was not bad today, which is really weriod!
Finally went sledin' on saturday.....No blown motors..YES!!!!well not our group anyways...
 
So is it just me, but don't you just hate when you love a certain new song, but you don't know what its called..fuck!...so you download a billion songs that are wrong...ass!..That always happens to me anyways
 
So what is with this weather?  I'm sure we are going to pay for this soon....minus 40 and lots of wind!!!  Bring it on, i say....So what if saskatchwan has shitty weather, at least we're...um.....we have the......um, ...i got nuffin'....This is what happens we i have nothing really to say.
 
I have a dream......I'm going to quit my job and become a bum!!!  I already have a sweet t.v. box to live in, and i'm sure i could find somewhere warm for the winter.  Maybe panhandle or dance for some change to get loaded once and a while...anyone with me? we could start a little village,...i call president!!! then we could rough up anyone who tried to go through our village or other village gangs...it would be sweet...we could have, who stinks the worst, or has the longest hair on any bodypart constests!...oh yeah...i can see it now....i quit shavein' already:)
 
anyways, till next time, keep fit and have fun!